Nine years of turning spreadsheets and "quick favor" Slack pings into software people rely on. If your team does it by hand every week, that's a bug.
THE STUFF YOU'D LEARN IN A FIRST CALL, MINUS THE CALL.
THE PATH · 9 YEARS, 3 CHAPTERS
MY WHOLE CAREER IN THREE BOXES
WHAT I ACTUALLY DO ALL DAY
Ship full products
NEXT.JS · TYPESCRIPT · PRISMA · SUPABASE · VERCEL
Add AI that actually works
CLAUDE API · INSIGHTS · CLASSIFICATION · ASSISTANTS
Make your tools talk to each other
MAKE · N8N · ZAPIER · AIRTABLE · GA4 · SLACK WORKFLOWS
Keep sensitive data safe
RBAC · ANONYMITY-ENFORCED MODELS · K-ANONYMITY
AVAILABILITY
Open for new projects
I take on automation audits, AI features and full builds. Embedded in your team or end-to-end.
REMOTE · WORLDWIDE · REPLIES <24H
0+ hrs/yr
OF OTHER PEOPLE'S BUSYWORK, DELETED
2 days → 20 min
MY FAVORITE BEFORE AND AFTER SO FAR
OFF THE CLOCK
I keep a folder of automations that exist purely to amuse me: a bot that names my playlists, a script that waters one (1) plant, a cron job that texts me when it's a good evening for a walk. The plant is thriving.
ASK ABOUT THE PLANT · I WILL SHOW YOU THE PLANT
CLIENT WORK, SO SCREENSHOTS ARE REDACTED. I'LL HAPPILY WALK YOU THROUGH ANY OF THEM.
A GAME I MADE · PLAY
Your data packet is being flown through the legacy stack by hand. One control: tap, click or press space to climb, and slip through the gaps. It gets fast. I made it instead of writing a newsletter.
SPACE / CLICK / TAP TO CLIMB · SLIP THROUGH THE GAPS · R RESTARTS INSTANTLY
EACH LEGACY SYSTEM CLEARED = +1 · THE STACK SPEEDS UP · YOUR BEST RUN STAYS ON THE BOARD
Contact
My bot handles the form-filling so you don't have to. Rather just write? The note on the right comes straight to me.
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● ONLINE · REPLIES IN MS, ALI IN <24H
RATHER SKIP THE BOT? WRITE TO ME:
SAME INBOX AS THE BOT · REPLY <24H, USUALLY SAME DAY